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Truck of Peace Brings the Spring Freshness in Münster, Germany – Several Dead (UPDATED) – England Lives

Truck of Peace Brings the Spring Freshness in Münster, Germany – Several Dead (UPDATED)

Daily Stormer

April 7, 2018


CNN Reports 3 dead and 20 injured right now.

They’re also reporting the motivation is unclear, because they think we’re all idiots.


A delivery vehicle slammed into a crowd Saturday in an apparently deliberate attack in the German city of Muenster, killing three people and leaving 20 others injured, police said.
The driver shot and killed himself, a police spokeswoman said.

Muenster police spokesman Andreas Boden told local media that the motive and identity of the driver is unknown.


Oh, no wait – read that headline wrong. It’s a “Munster Truck,” and the “u” has those two dots.

It’s the Islamic kind of trucking event.

That’s way more cultural than the shit-tier American non-culture of “monster trucks.”


The Guardian:

Several people were killed and about 30 injured after a vehicle drove into a crowd in the western German city of Münster on Saturday, police said.

A police spokeswoman said there were “several dead”, with the driver thought to be among them.

It was not clear whether the incident was an attack, police said, but a security source said that scenario could not be ruled out.

The German newspaper Bild reported that three people had died in the incident.

Spring is in the air.

The bees are buzzing, the birds are chirping, and the Moslems are renting big trucks for their uniquely vibrant cultural celebrations.


What do I write about these things at this point?

I’ll just say this: I’ve just put a request in with Sven of The Daily Shoah – the music master of the Alt-Right (except Morrakiu, who is better) to do a parody of “Sultans of Swing” as “Truck of Peace.”

“This is the truck… this is the truck of peace.”

I can write the whole lyrics.

Or Sven can just do it himself if I buy the shrooms.

I already did the main part by thinking of the idea.

Anyway… updates to come on the death count.

Just wanna say: ain’t nothin gonna happen.

If the Germans were capable of getting mad, they would already have been mad already.

Although I do remember a time when a German guy got really fucking mad.

I’m not going to hold my breath waiting for that to happen any time soon.