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Game Developer Virtually Rapes Feminist Slut – England Lives

Game Developer Virtually Rapes Feminist Slut

Ludwig Maximilian
England Lives
March 10th, 2018

Editor’s Note: I just did a piece on terrible journalism by the left and this wally can’t even get the month right. He thinks it’s March. Is even nigger time that behind? I’m leaving this up there to maximise the shame. – Ureenfly

This is a true eye roller this one.

Just imagine you’re a game developer.

You spend your week eating pizza and bantering with nerds on discord then your hook nosed boss says you have to take part in some jewy promo so you can line his pockets with shekels.

The promo is you playing a demo, sounds good right?

Well this promo also involves a feminist who has absolutely no interest in your in-game bants.
She perfectly resembles the penultimate boss in street fighter V known as Abigail

Scary fucker isn’t she?

What do you do?

Let her win?

Tell her how to play?

Rape her virtual body?

Rape her virtual body.

Metro:

A developer’s career is under threat today after he ‘virtually teabagged’ a female journalist during a demonstration of a video game.

The unnamed man was showing off a demo of his game at the conference Pax East when he killed the woman and then squatted up and down on her dead body.

This is known as ‘teabagging’ for its similarity to a sex act in which a man places his testicles into another person’s mouth.

They are really trying to make it sound like this lad raped Abigail to death as if he was a Somalian refugee or something.

The truth is sluts like Abigail need to get a life.

Abigail hates men because she can’t attract them and this is why she is such a spiteful cow.

She’s been so starved of cock that she sees the act of a virtual character placing his balls in her virtual mouth as assault.

This is why women must not be starved of your cock.

They turn into wild manlike beasts that hurt you at every opportunity!

Don’t let your woman become this.

Breed them before it’s too late and they’ll treat you like a king.

Don’t let women become this.

Any normal person playing a video game would teabag a women player especially if it’s a stupid slut.

She was virtually begging to be raped anyway.

The only known remedy for a feminist of course is a good dicking.

Feminists are just whores who haven’t had an alpha male fuck the gender studies out of them.

Metro:

Although this incident took place in-game, a complaint has been made to the man’s employer which could have disastrous consequences for his future.

The virtual teabag scandal was highlighted by Mike Futter, a games journalist, who tweeted: ‘Friendly tip for devs showcasing games: don’t intentionally team-kill a journalist and then teabag them… especially if she’s a woman.’

Do it especially if she’s a woman.

WARNING! Actual footage of the virtual rape! Viewers beware…

The journalist who suffered this simulated sex act appears to be Amanda Farough, a self-professed feminist who once worked for Mic.

She tweeted: ‘I said out loud, in my headset, “And this is why I hate playing these kinds of games”.

Thanks for the demo.’ ‘Now, granted he thought I was his “dev buddy” by accident, but holy shit was that a mistake,’ she added. ‘No PR around. Just dudes showing me a game and rolling the dice on being rude.

Farough then said she would be writing to the developer who made the game

Just imagine how hilarious it would be when Abigail is crying down the microphone because you spammed the square button a few times, women are…

We should have seen this coming though, women can’t take banter!

They cry and REE at every opportunity. They can’t take criticism and are weak.

This is all because men compete to top each other to establish themselves as the chad and in a world of gaming this is a world of who’s got the biggest insult to make the other one break.

Sluts can’t take that.

Sluts think socially so they don’t understand the rules of competition and get offended by put downs in the virtual world. Whores desire to be likable through agreement with a male.

They just don’t understand the male world and aren’t wired for it.

Back to the kitchen slags!

Well done to the developer & long may trolling whores who game continue!